Brain-washed's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mirror Bastion]

i like it, but man is it confusing. it basically becomes move as fast as possible even though it feels like it should be more of a strategy game. still well made

JauqGames responds:

Fair point, though I'm glad you liked the game regardless!

[[KK] Archive Ep 1: Heroin Hero]

I feel like I vaguely remember this

[Ball Boy]

peggle is my favorite game of all time, I like the planning mechanic with the balls. they stack up in order how you pick them. with more levels refined mechanics you could really make something with this. I got my high score with the random + 50% but since you updated it I think the +50% got removed.

[Flappy bird NG version]

not bad, the gaps feel a bit too tall, but the game is smooth overall

Noobliss120 responds:

Thanks,I knew I should have made it a little harder

[Criptonous Grounds: Lark Forest]

I move around and avoid the monsters? on the screen? but then you're still in the car? I don't get what's happening bc no matter what I do, one appears in the windshield and I lose.

KatranisRemar responds:

Thank you for the review. The screen is like a mini game that you have to play and the monsters on the windshield are like the real monsters. You have to double click the monsters on the windshield to avoid them.

[Friday Night Foreskin]

I can't believe this... but

7.8/10 too LITTLE spreet.

[Floaty Prince]

the game is painfully slow. you're at the mercy of the bounce and have no agency in the game. I wouldn't have too much of a problem with this if the points weren't time based. the system makes it so you can hardly ever get above 2k or even 1k if the stage is long enough.
I kinda like the puzzle element but since it's tied to speed & your speed is awfully slow... it doesn't do it for me.

NoCares responds:

That is true. The original concept had an acceleration and deceleration button for the game. However, people constantly complained that they get confused with them. So, I removed them and changed some parts of the levels to work without them. It was definitely more fun with those controls, though maybe they were confusing. I do intend to remake this game someday for fun. I will try to fix things better then.

[End of spaceline 1.0.14 (Remastered)]

you die very fast and you don't say what the controls are or what we're supposed to do.

ChicoRabia responds:

but now the game has a tutorial

[Luigi's Vasectomy]

if sprites are this explosive it's no wonder they were able to pull off 9/11 so easily...

ZabuJard responds:

HAHAA