first of all, """asmr""" is cringe and needs to be erased from history taking priority from time travelers over killing hitler or stalin by taking up the first 172 uses of time machines to make sure it's completely dead¹⁰⁰^²⁰⁰.
there is clearly effort and intention behind these ~500 comprehensible words dispersed among a barrage of ~50,000 otherwise absolutely disgusting or incomprehensible mouth noises. still, far better than 999999.99% (no typo) of other """asmr""" or asmr--esque garbage, so you're on to something there.
additionally, this is probably the funniest warning i've seen for any piece of media. get a grip.
best of luck on your future projects, and i do mean that.