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I've played hundreds of IWBTG fangames...
I've never played anything as annoyingly precise as this.
props to anybody that has the patience to get good at this bc holy hell.
I think the main problem is the game window is way too small, have to zoom the page in a lot to have a chance. but when you do that it gets pretty blurry.
the yellow gates should go away instantly, there's a level that seems way too hard bc the gates take an extra 1/4th of a second to go away. 3 ships, 1st is bottom left and you turn right (bc if you go straight up that's the wrong way to do it) then you have to hit the 2 yellow orbs to clear the gates and turn left. but the gates don't go away fast enough and you hit it even though it goes away.
idk how else to describe it but
it's good don't get me wrong but oh my fucking god

needs a lot of work. appears there's no way to make money

Pomao responds:

Interesting, I'm not sure if that's a bug because of the browser (this game has some problems on firefox) or if it's because the instructions suck.

Assuming it's not a tech bug, you make money whenever a guest enters your zoo, or when they buy from a shop. It may take some time to build money-momentum, so I understand where you're coming from if thats the case.

Thank you for playing my game!

you get very very little xp and you're lucky to get it on kills, you're lucky if your extremely slow in movement and firing speed bullet hits something (even with the homing.) I'll be standing directly in front of something and it'll just zip around it somehow.
if you manage to get an upgrade, it's usually too weak bc the enemies have already grouped up in the hundreds and are too strong to 1 hit.
basically you're way too weak and the enemies are way too strong. controls would be much better if they were arrow keys too. the mouse could work, but if you go outside the game window you stop moving and that's very easy to do when you're getting swarmed.
an ok start but needs a lot of work.

justinjuststart responds:

Спасибо, за отзыв) буду исправлять

this could be interesting if like, idk the room started to fill up and some shit happened. all you can do is press E and once you do it once, nothing else happens.
bucket. simulator. cmon man

you can face the toaster. but you can't move so you you're too far away to click it.

NeonStormy responds:

When I uploaded the project some poopoo happened, but if you locate the mouse in the centre of the screen(on the crosshair) and click, the mouse should be in the middle, and you can click on the toaster even though you're not that close.

sometimes I would rather have this happen than get some of the crewmates I get tbh

i like it, but man is it confusing. it basically becomes move as fast as possible even though it feels like it should be more of a strategy game. still well made

JauqGames responds:

Fair point, though I'm glad you liked the game regardless!

I feel like I vaguely remember this

peggle is my favorite game of all time, I like the planning mechanic with the balls. they stack up in order how you pick them. with more levels refined mechanics you could really make something with this. I got my high score with the random + 50% but since you updated it I think the +50% got removed.

don't upload other people's stuff.

stevienzeza responds:

don't upload your mom, then.

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read my thoughts on the voting system in my post "Voting vs Quality" it's a bit rough but I think it says what I want to say. lets talk about it.
real ones have square frames.
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